...at the Taber Cornfest free breakfast, and found out she lives in the Steinbach area. She told me that the Sodomite parade in Steinbach this year was the first one! My two cents was, "Shut it down! Don't let there ever be another one." I included some caveats, though: REPENT of preaching "Hel", or eternal conscious torment, because that does NOT help! Anything! Or anyone! It is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NOT HELPFUL! And it is OBVIOUSLY an EVIL INVENTION! Want to know how? Go directly, to your Bible. Do not pass Go, and do not collect $200. Start reading at Genesis and keep reading until you see the word "hell" even ONCE! Any questions? The other caveat is that THESE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO CANNOT CONTAIN AND THEREFORE ARE FORNICATING NEED TO BE ALLOWED AND EVEN ENCOURAGED TO GET MARRIED! Read I Corinthians 7, and while at it? Don't forget verse thirty six!
Love,
Daniel
P.S. Wait! Let me guess! "What about Jesus?" OH! WHAT ABOUT JESUS? "WHAT ABOUT JESUS, INDEED!" "A bruised reed he will not crush, and a smoking flax he will not put out!" Oh! "What about Jesus", indeed! Let us REPENT of putting out smoking flaxes and crushing bruised reeds with that horrid doctrine of eternal conscious torment, IN JESUS' NAME!
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